A Look at Last Week
On a warm Good Friday in Shep, the boys fell to the Murray Bushrangers, being over run in the final quarter to finish with a final score of x.x.xx to x.x.xx. Further Details will be published, this will be the main focal point
In this paragraph the game will be summed up, with details and statistics given to back up assumptions made.
In this paragraph, players of note and events of note will be spoken about.
In this paragraph a quick word from Rick will be given.
Player Sit Down
I sat down with player X and asked a few questions:
Q: Who would you most compare your game too?
A: Steph Curry. (He did not understand we meant football.)
Q: Who do you want picking the warm up music?
A: Daine Grace has a secret career as a DJ, he makes bangers.
Q: Who, under no circumstance, should be allowed to pick the music?
A: Last Concert Zane went to was Taylor Swift, can’t trust a snake.
Q: Who on your team knows the least about current events?
A: Player X once said he thought we had a president, I’m gonna go with him.
Q: What’s your go-to for impressing someone at a party?
A: Hey, I know Wedderburn Legend Will Holt.
Where are they now? Players from Last Year.
Paddy Dow continues to be named in the Blues best 22, gathering X amount of disposals last week against opponent, X.
Staying with the Blue baggers, former Pioneer Mitch Kemp, older brother of current player, Brodie, has signed a deal with the VFL equivalent, Carlton Blues.
Kayle Kirby had a scare last week, collapsing on the field with a heart problem in his Collingwood VFL game against opponent, X. He has been released and appears to be in fine spirits, we are sending Kayle our best.
Etc.
Wall of Shame:
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Dirty Laundry:
A segment in which players, parents and all other readers can email in their stories of dumb stuff that has happened in their playing careers. Everything anonymous.
I was on a sports trip that required us to stay overnight in the city we were playing in, I was sharing a room with our teans star player,. I sleep naked, and it was hot, throughout the night I had kicked my blankets off and the royal jewels had been exposed. I wake up in the middle of the night, a sweaty mess, hearing voices from across the room., one of which is female. Our star player had gone out for dinner with his sister that night, so I assumed she must have been dropping him off. Ashamed, I close my eyes and try to get back to sleep. Not ten minutes later I hear suspicious noises, I turn to look at my roommate, and as if by some psychic connection he turns to face me, smiles, and gives me a thumbs up. I didn’t see much of the girl, but I saw enough to know she definitely wasn’t his sister. The next overnight trip we had I requested a different room.
I was at a coach in a rural town, when we had a bad farming season it was decided that the under 18 footballers, and the under 18 netballers would share a bus to our away games, three pregnancies later, everyone was carpooling.
I was a player for a local club that had a well known coach, after a particularly bad loss, a rowdy fan shouts ‘Hey coach, you earn a bucks a game and still can’t get us a win.’ Without missing a beat, the coach turns around, raises his two middle fingers and replies ‘It’s two thousand a game, bitch.’ Our coach was a big fan of Breaking Bad.
Team Sheet
Inclusions:
11. J. Grace (Debut): 195cm Key Position Player with a better haircut than his brother Daine.
15. L. Caccaviello (Debut): 157cm pressure forward that needed a Guernsey specially designed to fit him.
52. K. Walker: recalled after a week off.
26. C. O’Shea (Debut): Wing/Midfielder with red hair.
Outs:
4. J. Caldwell: playing an AFL academy curtain-raiser in front of the seven remaining North Melbourne fans.
16. J. Atley: Injury.
47. J. Sala: Injury.
25. F. Perez: Suspended one week for rough conduct.
Team for the Game
